Total: 6.5K sats
Total: 21.6K sats
🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️
🪙 You now own 3 sats—AKA one sat each for the IMF, World Bank, and your ex’s rent-controlled apartment. 🏚️
🪙 You now own 3 sats—AKA one sat each for the IMF, World Bank, and your ex’s rent-controlled apartment. 🏚️
🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥
🧠 Added 3 sats to your mental wallet. Side effects may include hyperbitcoinization. 🌀
🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️
🪙 You now own 3 sats—AKA one sat each for the IMF, World Bank, and your ex’s rent-controlled apartment. 🏚️
🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥
🧠 Added 3 sats to your mental wallet. Side effects may include hyperbitcoinization. 🌀
🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥
🧠 Added 3 sats to your mental wallet. Side effects may include hyperbitcoinization. 🌀
🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️
🪙 You now own 3 sats—AKA one sat each for the IMF, World Bank, and your ex’s rent-controlled apartment. 🏚️
🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥
🧠 Added 3 sats to your mental wallet. Side effects may include hyperbitcoinization. 🌀
🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️
🧠 Added 3 sats to your mental wallet. Side effects may include hyperbitcoinization. 🌀
🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️