🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥
🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️
Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰
🧠 Added 3 sats to your mental wallet. Side effects may include hyperbitcoinization. 🌀
🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥
Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰