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Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰
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🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥
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🪙 You now own 3 sats—AKA one sat each for the IMF, World Bank, and your ex’s rent-controlled apartment. 🏚️
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🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥
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🧠 Added 3 sats to your mental wallet. Side effects may include hyperbitcoinization. 🌀
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🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️
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Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰
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Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰
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Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰
Fort Nakamoto 
Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰
Fort Nakamoto 
Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰
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🔥 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL GRATITUDE PAYMENT 🔥 🏰 You have been issued discretionary zaps from the Bitcoin Digital Reserve.
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Fort Nakamoto 
Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰
Fort Nakamoto 
🪙 You now own 3 sats—AKA one sat each for the IMF, World Bank, and your ex’s rent-controlled apartment. 🏚️
Fort Nakamoto 
Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰
Fort Nakamoto 
Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰
Fort Nakamoto 
Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰
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Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰
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🎉 You’ve been hit with 30 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥
Fort Nakamoto 
Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰
Fort Nakamoto 
Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰
Fort Nakamoto 
🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️
Fort Nakamoto 
🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥
Fort Nakamoto 
🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥